приятель прислал анекдот, по нынешней погоде очень актуальный (намерзает, однако)
заранее прошу прощения у тех, кто не дружит с английским. Инуиты - это маленькая северная народность.
"An Innuit was riding his snowbike when the engine started making alarming noises. The hunting season was close so he drove it through a blizzard for repair.
The mechanic inspected the engine, turned it over a few times. Then stood up. He looked at the hunter and said, "I think you've blown a seal."
The hunter looked embarrassed and blurted, "No I bloody haven't, that's ice on my beard!"